The 911 call:

Caller: Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road."

Dispatch: Okay are you behind them, or…

Caller: No, I am them.

Dispatch: You am them?

Caller: Yes, I am them.

Dispatch: Okay so you want to call and report that you’re driving durnk?

Caller: Yes.

…and the police report speak for themselves, I guess:

On Saturday October 24, 2009 at about 11:23 p.m. I was dispatched to Granton Rd. Near Miller Ave. to a possible intoxicated driver. Dispatch said the caller Mary [Name Redacted] called stating she wanted to report a drunk driver which she said was herself. Dispatch informed me Mary said she pulled over along the road and turned her emergency flashers on.

…Mary said then began driving home alone in her vehicle until she called the Sheriff’s Department to report that she was driving drunk…

Let’s hope she gets some credit from the prosecutors for “doing the right thing”.


  • My favorite:

    A guy is pulled over by a police officer for speeding. “Let’s make this quick,” he says to the police officer. “Can you see I’m in a hurry?”

  • felicia

    how do I obtain an occupational drivers license? I recently got a dwi, but life has to continue. im a single mother with four children who have doctors and dentists appointments, and i also need to get to and from work, daycare, groceries ect. Is the only way to obtain an occupational drivers license through my lawyer?

  • john


  • joe d milner

    Austin Texas August 22, 2010
    Joe D Milner sued for crimes against the elderly and children

    To understand this case:

    The father and his new born son when to Mexico City, Samantha the mother of the child was to arrive three days later but did not, instead, the Milner law firm started SECRET frivolous proceedings in Austin Texas while Joe Milner from the Milner Law Firm will start to make all types of illegal acts and fraud upon the court, to make impossible the return of the child and Father to Texas Unlawful Restrain and including aiding the trespassing and illegal possession of the homestead of the father in Texas.
    By making impossible the return of the father the father tries to return the child, but not accepted by Joe D Milner whom was working on recovery basis.
    Joe D Milner claimed by fraud upon the court the child was in Texas to obtain an illegal child support of $4117 a month WITHOUT THE BABY who was 4 months old at a time, this amount is illegal in Texas, Texas law has a maximum child support amount and been of around 1750 a month for teenagers and more then one, plus most be fully proven income and expenses.
    Nevertheless, the amount obtained by Joe D Milner and Minton Burton Foster and Collins and Bratton and Bratton of $ 4117 a month and the father made $ 18000 a year, to take illegal possession of his homestead and knowing of trespassing, for aiding kidnapping by fraud, and crimes against the elderly.
    The amount proves knowingly, maliciously, fraudulently with the full knowledge of law with conspiracy with process servers to keep proceedings secret.
    A whole networks of criminals using the courts for all types of crimes and using the system, including police, FBI and court for their own gains.
    Joe D Milner and Minton Burton Foster and Collins and Bratton and Bratton engaged in criminal and civil conspiracy to obtain by fraud and deception, real estate, artworks worth millions, aiding of international kidnapping, deadly assault against the elderly also victims of their fraud, whom when they sued for the crimes committed by Minton Burton Foster and Collins, Bratton and Bratton and Joe D Milner from the Milner Firm , he was murdered at the age of 79 years old and the father and his mother wife of the victim received dead threats if they would go the final trial
    Before the final trial takes place, Joe D Milner auctions 20 acres of the victim and without notice to his wife
    20 acres within city limited of Lockhart adjoining commercial property

    In 33 working days of secret proceedings out of jurisdiction, with intentional non service working in conspiracy with mike Techow, Joe D Milner obtained a judgment of 35 million dollars and this stupid man, filed in bulk the evidence to “Impress” the judge, but that none of any of the exhibits Joe Milner Used proved any of his claims, in fact he filed the evidence that proves his fraud, perjuries, malice, threats, and all the fraud that Joe D Milner , Bratton and Bratton, Minton Burton Foster and Collins and others did.

    Joe Milner aided theft, trespassing and fraud, even with Jami Milner Turner, daughter of Joe Milner, whom also actively committed violence including murder attempts against the elderly woman whom continue the suit against them.
    Joe Milner by fraud upon the court even claimed “all events happened in Texas” and sued the elderly parents of Daniel who live in Mexico to steal all from them in secret, Joe d Milner emptied their bank accounts, and took over all their assets and property, all in secret, and without notice, all by fraud and working in conspiracy with Jami Milner Turner, Scott Jevon Milner and even his wife Lonni Milner.
    We Have found the Milner family have on trust dozens of properties only in Travis

    Joe D Milner did all in secret, all illegally and without notice, stolen all.

    This case exposes a large organization of organized crimes in the Justice system of child exploitation and crimes against the elderly, but also illegal possession of property, such properties sold to selected buyers and not through court as the law requires

    Follow the events, see the evidence and get to know how these people steal all from others in secret.

    Joe d Milner and the Milner Law Firm Et Al are now sued for fraud, theft, conspiracy, kidnapping, murder and more.
    Joe D Milner is accused of child abuse, aiding international kidnapping, fraud, theft, trespassing, aiding, promoting family violence and child abuse.
    Joe D Milner is also accused of Crimes against the elderly including murder attempt and directly involved with murder.
    Proceedings continue VS Joe D Milner, Jami Milner Turner, Bratton and Bratton, Minton Burton Foster and Collins, Mike Techow and others.
    Criminal Organizations with the full understanding of their crimes but a conspiracy that has no agency who controls them, because of influences.
    These criminals represent the highest officials when “they get in trouble” they represent Judges, they work in conspiracy.
    Reason why, proceedings are made public to Bring these criminals to Justice, with the real meaning of Justice.