…is to check your iPhone during a break and realize that one of your so-called friends has snapped an unfavorable picture of you crossing a deputy and sent it out via email to everyone you know.

I’m blond, so sometimes my hair looks see-though, right? I’m not balding yet, am I?

  • I figured I would give you permission to print a picture of my handsome profile and glue it to the back of your head in case of any further violations of Man Rule #898 (don’t take a picture of my bald spot!).

    What are friends for?

  • Wouldn’t I need a photo of the back of your head, not a profile? Otherwise it’s gonna look pretty weird.

  • my handsome profile and glue it to the back of your head in case of any further violations