The Last Thing You Need When You're In Trial
…is to check your iPhone during a break and realize that one of your so-called friends has snapped an unfavorable picture of you crossing a deputy and sent it out via email to everyone you know.

I’m blond, so sometimes my hair looks see-though, right? I’m not balding yet, am I?
I figured I would give you permission to print a picture of my handsome profile and glue it to the back of your head in case of any further violations of Man Rule #898 (don't take a picture of my bald spot!).
What are friends for?
Wouldn't I need a photo of the back of your head, not a profile? Otherwise it's gonna look pretty weird.